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Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER, allow a guest blogger to post on your blog. Even if he claims to have found your missing fox-hair trousers, which were attacked and stolen by some large dogs. In order to convey the severity of a guest blogging arrangement gone wrong in all its devastating fullness, I have chronologically ordered and packaged the entire saga into a single page, which can be accessed on the link below.  

Guest Blogger Ruined my Blog.

COLOUR THERAPY...

Victoria Druggs writes Planet Botch's Colour Therapy articles. This is her house. It has to be made from purest white show to neutralise her colour focus. If she stopped concentrating for just four seconds, her house would melt and all her food would go off. Follow this link to see Victoria Druggs' profile.


Welcome to Planet Botch's own special colour therapy centre. If you've always wanted to improve your life, in the comfort of your own home, by staring at specially-selected coloured rectangles, use the links below to access the new you!...

Mind Control in the Kitchen
The Converse Properties of Lipstick Red
The Colour of Subconscious Realisation
A Colour For Business Decisions
A Colour for the Guys
The Colour of Peace & Serenity
A Colour For Intuition
A Cure for Shopping Addiction
The Colour of Anti-Ageing
Colour & the Power Within
Sadness and Wetness
Colour Therapy to Fight Cake Addiction
Golden Shower
Low Calorie Colour Energy

OTHER DEADLY SERIOUS AND NOT AT ALL FUNNY ENTRIES

Individual posts from the guest blogging saga

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